Main Squeeze Literary JournalToday is the nine year anniversary of getting my new dentist. I was ten years old when we switched companies. I used to be a member of Kids Dental Care. They were involved in a scam, or a laundering, or some other thing that has to do with money. They told me I had twelve […]
“Those are just lovely, thank you so much, dear. I’ll see if I can find someone to get some water for those. Well, now let me see, it had to be over twenty years ago. You were very small then, I bet you hardly remember him. Your grandfather was the love of my life. He […]
It’s 2:34 AM when we go to IHOP. It’s when the syrup is sloppy and won’t stay on our plates and the marionberry reduction is heavier on one side than the other. I don’t ask why we’re here. Not at first. “Did you know that marionberries were created in Oregon?” “No. That’s pretty cool,” you […]
Songs glorified my life. Too many pretty white boys played victim with love as a smoking gun. Sweet melodies without weed. I switched stations. Rap was catchier. Rappers worth a cent of clout got rich off of suburban wanna-be gangsters. Little kids with Nerf guns who didn’t know any better. I never listened to music. […]
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