Capitalverbitis

By Jade Harper

Ben Shapiro APPROACHES the store to ATTAIN some groceries. Ben Shapiro COVETS to ANNEX milk, eggs, and onions. Ben Shapiro UNEARTHS the milk and eggs but REQUIRES to INTERROGATE an employee to ASSIST to DISCERN the onions. She SIGNIFIES to the produce aisle. Ben Shapiro PRAISES her and ABDUCTS the onions. Ben Shapiro POISES himself in the line to RECOMPENSE the store for his items. Ben Shapiro INTERJECTS to the man next to him that the wait PERSISTS forever. The person at the counter TOTALIZES Ben Shapiro’s items and ORDERS Ben Shapiro to RELINQUISH them his credit card. Ben Shapiro ENDOWS them the card and BEQUEATHS for his items. The cashier then GRILLS Ben Shapiro on if he YEARNS for paper or plastic. Ben Shapiro RETORTS that he THIRSTS plastic. Ben Shapiro then PERAMBULATES out of the store and COMMUTES back home.