Slug Sonnet with Approx. 27,000 Teeth

I’m a real banana slut.
here in my dirt pit on the lawn
I’ve entered a slug-human state
and I crave the juice of tomatoes.

what if Oprah brought a bow and arrow into the studio 
and started firing volleys into the audience
cause she wanted so badly to replicate the screams 
she caused when she gave everyone a Pontiac G6? 

I want to turn her into a slug too
but for now, she’s just another pop-up boogeylady
on her AM show talking mad
critter chatter chitter.

I can slip my way in through the cracks in her door
and in our slug states, we can take over the fucking world.